Since I wrote a list of things that I have done while breastfeeding, I figured I would share a list of things my baby does:

• Smack my boob
• Laugh at my boob (I am not really sure why, as I have never had this reaction to my boobs before. Maybe he is just remembering something funny he heard earlier?)
• Talk while he eats (Sometimes he stops eating to talk, but other times he just chats on my boob.)

• Scratch my side
• Cry because he is hungry but he has stopped eating (He did this voluntarily and then apparently had a deep feeling of regret about it, but not enough regret to continue eating again.)
• Burp on my boob, or worse – directly into my mouth
• Try to pull my shirt over his face
• Try to eat my bra
• Try to hold my hand
• Hold his own hands
• Get a mouthful of milk, then open his mouth to smile at me. The milk spills all over us. So now we are soaking wet, but darn it, he’s so cute.
• Crank his head to look around, flashing my nipple to everyone (Hey, maybe this is why he is laughing!)
• Kick me
• Reach up to feel my face
• Smack my windpipe (To make me appreciate breathing more?)
• Pee on me
• Poop on me
• Grab his ears
• Rub his forehead
• Fix his hair
• Twist around, stretch and try to roll
• Rub his eyes (Because eating is exhausting!)
• Eat only from one side and then ignore the other side (I am beginning to think he is just messing with me…)
• Actually eat the milk
• Oh, and this: