• The word arugula
• The word couscous
• Me pretending to eat his tummy
• My dog squeaking her toys
• Me doing push-ups at my workout class (To be fair, this one is hilarious. I suck at push-ups.)

• The sentence: “Do you want to have a nice long sleep tonight?” (And not just once!)
• My dance moves
• A picture of a car
• His own hands (He stares at those things like he is high.)
• My boob
• The word beep
• Safety instructions on everything (These keep him busy for hours. Then he looks at us like, “Have you guys read these??”)
• My hands
• Bagels
• My dog sleeping
• My hair
• His feet
• The dog’s feet
• My feet
• Let’s Make a Deal on TV
• His jolly jumper (Whoever made this thing is a genius.)
• Bouncing
• Hanging upside down
• Chewing on my chin
• A plain yellow wall in his nursery
• Singing warmups
• Pulling our glasses off our faces
• Any device with a screen (Kids these days…)
• Juice bottles

What are some strange things that amuse your babies?