Just for fun
I try to write some clickbait titles about parenting, and you won’t believe what happens next!
A Mom changes her baby’s diaper. You won’t believe what’s inside!
Okay, you probably will.
A baby goes to bed. Bet you can’t guess what happens next!
Spoiler: it does not end in sleep for anyone.
Weird things my baby finds amusing
- The word arugula
- The word couscous
- Me pretending to eat his tummy
- My dog squeaking her toys
- Me doing push-ups at my workout class (To be fair, this one is hilarious. I suck at push-ups.)
Prince Baby and the Big Fuss: A Bedtime Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, in a Kingdom north of Danforth, there lived a King, Queen and their Prince Baby. After a busy day of Grandparent visits, it was time for Prince Baby to go to sleep. Prince Baby was yawning and rubbing his royal eyes. He could barely keep them open.
The King changed the royal diaper and dressed Prince Baby in his snuggly, warm pyjamas. The Queen fed the Prince Baby, put him in his royal crib with his royal stuffed animals, Sir Puppy and Sir Ducky, and read him several royal stories. Continue reading
Things I call my baby when he is being fussy
We all have strange nicknames for our children, but I think I may have a problem.
Here is a list of all the things I have called my baby when he is being fussy:
- Fuss bunny
- Fuss bucket (because he is full of fuss)
- Captain Fuss of the S. S. Fuss
- Admiral Fuss (When he is so fussy he controls the whole fuss armada. Wait, is that what you call a bunch of ships? I don’t know. I can’t think over this baby fussing.)
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